Photos via: WWE.com
TV Network: USA Network.
TV Commentators: Michael Cole, C.M. Punk, & Jerry Lawler.
Ring Announcer: Justin Roberts.
Live from New Orleans Arena in New Orleans,LA.
In Attendence: 12 Stones.
Video Package: Slammy Awards.
Opening Pyro.
Commentators talk about Slammys.
David Arquette comes to the stage. David calls himself one of the greatest WCW champions of all time. David said how he beat Eric Bischoff and we probaly all still remember him. He says he should of won a Oscar for Ready to Rumble(agreeded lol I liked it to Cole). Arquette presents the shocker of the year. 1. Miz cashing in. 2. Nexus invading. 3. Paul Beaher's flashlight(really). 4. Randy Orton beating Jericho. And the winner is... Nexus debut. Wade Barrett comes out to stage. Wade says Nexus would not be here if not for him. Wade says Nexus would never became most powerfull group in WWE if it was not for him. Wade says how he can rehire Cena and how he is out of Nexus if he fails to rehire Cena from the group he created. Wade says before the night is over he will decide his choice. Wade says he will make more shocking moments in the near future. Raw's GM rings in. Cole reads it. Punk wants to read it as they really liked when he did it. Cole says Wade will have a match right now agaisnt Big Show! Big Show comes out and has a stare down with Wade then takes Wade's award and walks down to the ring with Wade following. Punk thinks Big Show took the award because he thinks theirs chocolate in it.(lol).
1. Wade Barrett vs Big Show. Ref Mike Chioda. Wade takes his award and leaves so Big Show wins by countout.
(Commercials)
Graphic: Superstar of the year award.
Video: Outside in New Orleans.
Graphic: Battle Royal for Diva of the year(just like WWE to say who is the best diva of the year then a battle royal lol. Where's Santina?).
Kelly Kelly, Tyson Kidd & Jackson Andrews to stage.(poor Kelly she thinks its Test). Kelly is hosting Despicale Me Award(I watched this on the plane to Cancun last week). Tyson introduces Jackson. Tyson congradulates kelly on using big words for the 1st time in her life and she said a word correctly but she can't spell it. Kidd makes fun of the Divas slogan. Kelly says Kidd talked more tonight then his whole career(lol). And says Supercuts and touchs his hair. A. Drew McIntyre absue of Teddy Long. B. Kane beats Taker in Buried Alive(they edited out Nexus lol). C. Mr. McMahon taking out Bret Hart. D. C.M. Punk singing to Rey's daughter. Winner is....(Tyson says no wammy no wammy lol) C.M. Punk! Punk goes up to the stage and copys Cole from last year(lol). Punk says when people wrong him he gets even he says backstage one person wronged him again. And he will get even in the future and he holds grudges. Punk says you have not seen anything yet. Kofi Kingston comes down to the ring for his match.
2. Kofi Kingston & Daniel Bryan(United States Champion) w/ Bella Twins vs Dolph Ziggler & Ted Dibase Jr. w/ Maryse & Vickie Guerrero. Ref Chad Patton. (Commercials) Kingston wins with Trouble in Paradise on Ziggler.
Graphic: Sheamus/Morrison tonight(again?).
Graphic: Superstar of the year award.
(Commercials).
Graphic: WWE "Fact" of the night.
Santino Marella & Vladmir Kozlov(WWE Tag Team Champions) to stage to present "Best Host of the year" Santino talks about MacGruber laying out Vladmir. Santino says sorry to Vlad. Nominees are A. Mike Tyson. B. Pee Wee Herman. C. Wayne Brady. D. William Shatner. And the winner is... Pee Wee Herman. We see a video of Pee Wee from his brodway show. Pee Wee thanks Miz & Big Show and says he had alot of excitment and hopes to be back one day. He says thank yo and plugs his show. Crowd is dead.
Backstage: Wade Barrett is checking out his award. Nexus enters and Otunga asks him what his descicion is. Otunga says Nexus will be fine w/o Wade but Wade's singles career will not be. Wade says thanks and knows exactly what he has to do.
Commercial: Tribute to the troops.
Commercial: PPV.
3. Mark Henry vs Cody Rhodes. Ref Charles Robinson. Cody wins with a knee to back off the top rope for the win.
Graphic: Holy **** move of the year award next.
Commercial: Next Smackdown.
Jerry Lawler & Vickie Guerrero to stage to present "Holy **** move of the year" Lawler says he was awake all night with his pet lizard. Reptizle disfuction(Punk snores, agreeded). Vickie says she said Holy **** when Cole cost him the championship. Lawler says Ziggler says the same thing every time you wear lingerie or the waitress handes you a menu and you say ill take it. Noms are: A. John Morrison's jump off the stage. B. Kofi Kingston from ladder to commentary table. C. Cena throwing Batista thru stage. D. Randy Orton's RKO to Evan Bourne. The winner is... John Cena. Vickie takes the award, Lawler says they accepting becasuse Cena unfortunaly is not here. Wade takes the award and says if Cena wants it he can come and get it. Wade walks down to the ring. Wade has decided to wait for Cena to come down to the ring and face him. Wade tells Cena to come down to the ring and face him. Cena comes from the crowd to the ring. Wade says if Cena attacks him he will make his descion easyier. Wade says how this choice will effect everyone. Nexus comes down to surrond the ring. Wade says Cena is rehirded on two conditions. #1 Cena has to face him at PPV in a Chair Match. #2 Cena wrestles Otunga tonight. Cena laughs. Wade leaves the ring and Nexus attacks Cena.(The cameraman slams his hand on the ring for them to hurry it up). Wade lays out Cena with the chair.
(Commercials).
Commercial: 3 Days of WWE next week.
Video Recap: Cena/Nexus from before the commercials.
Commentators talk about Cena being rehireded and recap the Slammys so far.
David Arquette on stage. David says he has some bussiness to take care of. David plugs his new show in LA. Arqette says the fans probaly could not afford to go to his new show anyway. He presents the award for "ReAction of the year." A. Kid seeing Cena join Nexus. B. Loser crying at HBK retiring. C. Idiot seeing something. D. Miz Face Girl! The winner is....Angry Miz girl!! Angry Miz girl Cayle comes out to the stage with her Dad. She thanks his Dad and her sister. Miz(WWE Champion) & Alex Riley comes out to the stage interupting the girl. Miz takes her slammy to look at it and says he is going to keep it. Miz asks her to make her face.She makes the face and leaves. Miz, Riley, & Arquette walk down to the ring. Miz says to watch the PPV to see the moment of the year when he puts Orton thru a table and to prove to the fans he is the reason everyone is here tonight. Raw GM rings in. Cole says Miz & Orton will both face former champions tonight. Miz's match is right now. Rey Mysterio comes down to the ring.
4. Miz(WWE Champion) w/ David Arquette & Alex Riley vs Rey Mysterio. Ref Mike Chioda. Alberto Del Rio comes down to ringside. Alberto lays out Rey while Riley discrats Chioda. Miz wins with the Skull Crushing Finale. Rey chases Alberto to the back. Raw GM's rings in. He says Orton will fave Riley and Arquette tonight!
Graphic: Diva Battle Royal tonight.
Graphic: Sheamus/Morrison next.
Commercial: PPV.
(Commercials).
Commercial: WWE Videogame.
Video: Bourbon Street.
Edge comes out to the stage to present "Oh Snap Meltdown of the year" Award. Edge says its a honor to be here tonight and Kane was going to be his co-presenter but hes having a meltdown and he will beat Kane for the World Title at PPV. Edge needs a co-presenter and brings out Christian! Christian says his arm is getting better and hopes Alberto wins the award because he injuryed him. A. Big Show breaking trophies. B. Alberto Del Rio laying out Rey. C. Edge taking out the Raw GM laptop. D. Batista quitting. And the winner is... Edge. Edge says he has always been calm and goes on about Raw GM. Edge says he has a match against Swagger tonight. Christian on his phone hits the Raw GM button and pretends he is reading a email. Cole says this is not funny.(lol). Christian tells Edge to calm down. Edge says and he quotes Michael Cole is still a massive tool. Cole questions how you win a award for laying out a laptop.
5. Sheamus vs John Morrison. Ref Rod Zapata. They keep fighting and not breaking the hold so its a Double DQ. Other refs run down to the ring. Raw GM rings in. Cole reads it. Cole says Shemaus & Morrison issue wont end tonight so at PPV it will now be a #1 contender WWE Title Match in a Ladder Match. Sheamus lays out Morrison then yells at Cole. Sheamus gets a ladder and hits Morrison with it and throws Morrison on top of the ladder outside the ring!
Graphic: Orton vs Arquette/Riley tonight.
Graphic: Cena/Otunga tonight.
(Commercials).
Graphic: WWE "Fact" of the night.
William Regal & JTG on stage to present "Knucklehead of the year award". The noms are: C.M. Punk getting unmasked. B. Mae Young cursing at LayCool. C. Beth Phoenix taking out Greag Khali in Royal Rumble. D. Santino & Vlad dancing. The winner is.... LayCool/Mae Young(JTG says it was LayCool beating Mae Young). Layla dosent think Mae sees Raw at the nursing home. McCool says its time to win again in the battle royal.
Commercial: Tribute to the troops.
(Commercials)
Commercial: Next SD!
6. Michelle McCool vs Layla vs Natalya(Divas Champion) vs Maryse vs Kelly Kelly vs Melina vs Gail Kim vs Alicia Fox vs Kaitlyn vs Beth Phoenix vs Brie Bella vs Nikki Bella vs Rosa Mendes vs Eve vs Tamina.
Through the ropes Battle Royal for Diva of the year award. Refs Justin King & Rod Zapata. LayCool gets their own entrance and the rest of the Divas come out as one. Kaitlyn elminated, Rosa elminated, Tamina elminated, Eve elmianted, Brie elminated, Nikki elminated, Maryse elminated, Kelly elminated, Melina elminated, Layla elmated, Beth elmated, Alicia & Gail elmiated, Natalya elminated, McCool wins! Raw's GM rings in. Cole reads it and says at PPV LayCool will face Natalya & Beth in the 1st ever Tables Match!(*cough* TNA makes WWE do something *cough*)
Backstage: Edge walking.
Commercial: 50 Greatest Superstars DVD.
Video Recap: Kane/Edge/Beaher saga from Smackdown.
7. Edge vs Jack Swagger. Ref Chad Patton. Edge wins with a spear.
Backstage: Miz & Alex Riley talking about later tonight. Miz says he will be thier with Riley. David Arquette comes up and says their both awesome and leaves. Miz says he has a goal in mind to put Orton through a table.
(Commercials).
Commercial: 3 nights of WWE next week.
Commentators talk about the night.
Big Show to stage to present "WWE Moment of the year". Big Shows talks about Hogan slamming Andre, Snuka off the cage and birth of Stone Cold. The noms are: A. Wade/Orton Free or Fired: Cena. B. Sheamus interupting HHH's goodbye speech to HBK. C. Edge/Jericho from WM. D. Taker/HBK from WM. The winner is...HBK/Taker from WM. Shawn Michaels on video says hes not comming back. HBK thanks the fans and says it was a great journey. He says he does not miss it but misses the fans and hopes to see everyone real soon.
Graphic: Otunga/Cena tonight.
Graphic: Arquette/Riley vs Orton next.
(Commercials).
Commercial: WWE Films.
Video: Outside the arena.
8. Randy Orton vs David Arquette & Alex Riley w/ Miz(WWE Champion). Ref Charles Robinson. Orton wins with a RKO on Riley. Miz attacks Orton after the match. Miz gets a table into the ring. Arquette saves Miz from being put though a table by Orton. Miz leaves. Orton powerbombs Arquette through a table!!! Emts come down to the ring. Arquette is taken away on a stretcher.
Graphic: Cena/Otunga tonight.
Commercial: John Cena & Make A Wish.
(Commercials).
Graphic: Slammy Theme Song.
Video: Bourbon Street.
Commentators hype PPV.
Michael Cole to stage to present "And I quote...line of the year" Show lots of quote moments. The winner is: Michael Cole. Cole says he is shocked about this and takes out a note. Cole reads how badly he wanted this award and deserved it. He is played out by music.
Graphic: Superstars of the year award.
Commercial: WWE Videogame.
(Commercials).
Commercial: 3 nights of WWE next week.
Thedore Long(SD! GM) to stage to present "Superstar of the year" award. The noms are: A. Edge. B. Miz C. Kane D. John Cena E. Rey Mysterio F. Randy Orton. The winner is....John Cena! Cena comes out to the stage. Punk: "Wow. I guess he works here again." Cena says thank you for not giving up on him. Cena says how its been a crazy year for him and talks about it. Cena says he does not care who Nexus brings Otunga and Wade at PPV will get hurt as he has not been able to get to them yet. Cena goes to the ring. Wade comes to stage with Nexus and shows a Video Recap of earlier tonight.
9. John Cena vs David Otunga w/ Nexus. Ref Mike Chioda. Wade tells the rest of Nexus to leave and all of Nexus leaves. Cena wins wtih the STF in a quick match. Wade comes back to stage and stands holding a chair. Cena gets a chair and lays out Otunga.
Raw ends 6 minutes over.
My Rating commin soon!